So You Want to Know the Truth: Meme

The rules of the game get posted at the beginning. Each player answers the questions about themselves. At the end of the post, the player than tags 4 or 5 people and post their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know that they have been tagged and asking them to read your blog. Let the person who tagged you know when you have posted your answer.

Thanks to Nola for including me (Scout) in this one!

1. What I was doing 10 years ago:

I was living the life of a king, commanding a pride in the African grasslands. Apparently I must have called one of my saucy females fat, and this is where I ended up–a pint sized cat. God truly is female.

2. 5 things on my to do list for today:
1) Annoy my human by perching on top of her tall white foodbox 2) Demand food – will use threats if necessary 3) Groom my soft fur to maintain my unsurpassed beauty 4) Chase Guinness until he cowers behind the big picturebox thing 5) Secure my place in the bedroom by making myself absolutely too adorable to kickout

3. Snacks I enjoy:
I’m particular about my snacks. I’m not too fond of fishy treats. I like Greenies, but I prefer tasty rubber bands and stickers when the humans aren’t looking. Ooo, and string. Mmmmm.

4. Things I would do if I were a billionaire:
Let’s see, I’d buy all the plush mice and rubber bands in the world, then buy a billboard with my face on it and the words “submit and all will be forgiven.”

5. Three of my bad habits:
Excuse me, there’s nothing bad about me. I’m purrfect just the way I am.

6. Five places I’ve lived:
1) In my fur mom’s belly, 2) under the porch of a very nice man, 3) in that same man’s basement, 4) 1 day in a box at a noisy building, 5) currently in a crammed apartment over looking a river of ducks.

7. Five jobs I’ve had:

1) Torturer, 2) Emergency Siren, 3) Head Chef, 4) Escape Artist, 5) Model

Now, taggin these friends!

Reese, our barkin’ couzn

Shu’s Pearl

One of the 9 from House of 9

Callie from Artsy Catsy